Monday, December 31, 2007

Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure

Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him.

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Jessica Simpson ready to strip naked for Hollywood

Jessica Simpson is ready to strip naked in a Hollywood movie. The blonde beauty wants to be taken seriously as an actress and believes baring all is the best way to earn the respect of Tinseltown, even if it goes against her family's wishes.

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7-Eleven = Kwik-E-Marts!!! (GREAT PICS)

It's all part of a campaign to hype the July 27 opening of "The Simpsons Movie"

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(Pic) Why you SHOULD be a pirate.

Honestly, this is a pretty good reason.

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Caution: This is Sparta!!! [pic]

Watch your step.

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10 Questions For Celebrities, Public Figures, Newsmakers, and Leaders

Q: "Is it Curtis or 50 Cent?" A: "It's 50, but the album title is Curtis. It made perfect sense for me to title it Curtis, considering my grandfather is Curtis Sr., his firstborn is Curtis Jr. and I'm his first grandchild, so my mom named me after him. I'm Curtis III, and this is my third album. 50 Cent was a name that kind of stuck..."

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Jessica Biel Bikini Spread In GQ [PICTURES]

GQ is featuring an exclusive Jessica Biel photo shoot in what they deem to be "the Summer of Jessica Biel".

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Kristen Bell + Princess Leia Gold Bikini = Hotness

Picture from Kristen Bell's character in the upcoming movie "Fanboys."

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Famous quotes on Sex

Some of the better lines ever used. Everyone from Steve Jobs to Tom Clancy to Woody Allen

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Scarlett Johansson's Esquire Photos

'nuff said

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Catching your boyfriend with porn on his computer: Guys should read this!!

Written from a woman's perspective, a very embarrassing tale of confronting the boyfriend after finding porn on his computer. "Every one does it. It is normal." Haha, you'll have to do better than that!

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9 Doctored Magazine Covers

The June/July issue of Men's Fitness enhanced Andy Roddick's bicep muscles -- so much so that Roddick said he stopped in his tracks when he saw the cover while walking through the airport. Eight other celebrity magazine covers are featured, including those of Julia Roberts, Kate Winslet, Brad and Angelina, and OJ Simpson.

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What hot female celebrities would look like fat

We're used to seeing the pounds come off on magazine covers. But what if photoshop was used to do the reverse?

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The World's Most Beautiful Genius

Wow! It's hard to believe she has an IQ of 156...Damn!

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If you think Kurt Cobain killed himself, think again.

Fascinating list of reasons why the case should be reopened, and how Kurt's "suicide" just doesn't add up. Prepare to be enlightened.

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Only 13% Of The September Issue Of Vogue Is Content, 727/850 Pages are Ads

Of Vogue’s 840 pages, 727 are ads, or: 13 percent is editorial. Sounds about the right ratio to us.

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Gisele Wearing A Water Dress? Yes Please! (PIC) SFW

Gisele Wearing A Water Dress? Yes Please! (PIC) SFW

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Joe Rogan BANNED from the Comedy Store!!

Read the followup of the Carlos Mencia VS Joe Rogan Video!

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Mencia Caught Stealing AGAIN this time from Kinison!!

menstealia is at it again!!

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"Maybe we should waterboard Jenna Bush" -- Stephen King

Stephen King talks about fake vs. real news and as he's ranting about the smut on CNN vs. what 'could be', he drops a gem of political statement. In short, he says maybe we should waterboard Jenna Bush and have her report to the President whether she thinks it is torture or not.

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Staff from "24" Send Matt Stone and Trey Parker a Snuke!

THE HIT TV SHOW, "24" JUST SENT US, THE HIT TV SHOW, "SOUTH PARK", A SUITCASE NUKE! A SUITCASE NUKE!!!!!

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Pictures: Famous People As Kids - Before the Plastic Surgery and Big Egos

Pictures of celebrities before the fame, big egos, plastic surgery and drug addictions.

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Paris loses out: Hilton's fortune pledged to charity

U.S. hotel heiress Paris Hilton's potential inheritance dramatically diminished after her grandfather Barron Hilton announced plans on Wednesday to donate 97 percent of his $2.3 billion (1.16 billion pounds) fortune to charity.

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Paris Hilton Is Too Beautiful For Jail, Says Paris Hilton

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Bill O'Reilly loses it going against Geraldo Rivera

"We've seen Bill lose it before, but I think this one is the wildest segments I've ever seen. I really thought Bill was going to haul off an upper cut to Geraldo's jaw. Geraldo yelled at O'Reilly that the way he used this case was " A SIN!""

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Did Morgan Spurlock (SuperSize Me) Find Osama Bin Laden?!

Earlier this year at the Berlin International Film Festival, Morgan Spurlock made waves because he unveiled a 15-minute footage from his mysterious documentary about Osama Bin Laden that was only shown to about 50 potential studio buyers after they had signed confidentiality agreements.

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The Top 10 Physical Transformations for Film [PIC]

Some of these are simply amazing, I thought Stallone for 'Copland' was great, but there were a few that just simply blew me away.

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Paris' Sob Story

Paris cries as she's driven away by LA Police

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Paris' Sob Story

Paris cries as she's driven away by LA Police

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Joe Rogan's Agent Drops him

My agent from the Gersh agency, who is the same guy that represents Carlos, spoke to me on the phone today. He told me that he was being "put in the middle of this thing, and forced to make a choice."

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Al Sharpton - Race Baiter and Hypocrite

See for yourself what Al has never apologized for... He's an opportunist...

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The Top 20 'Side Boobs' of All-Time [Kinda NSFW]

The classic side-boob is not quite porn but it’s just naughty enough to put a smile on the face of any boob enthusiast browsing both Internets. Without further ado, let’s salute the 20 girls who have rocked the side-boob best.

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Jenna Fischer Nude on April Cover of Wired

Jenna Fischer, or Pam Beesly, from The Office, bares all on the April cover of Wired.

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Paris Hilton ordered to return to court

Hours after Paris Hilton was sent home under house arrest Thursday, the judge who put her in jail for violating her reckless-driving probation ordered her into court to determine whether she should be put back behind bars.

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High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens nude picture is real.

That didn't take long...

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Hotties with High IQ's

This is not a list of geeks who happen to be beautiful. There are a lot of those, and they've been documented on other websites and publications. No, this is a list of gorgeous celebrities, models and actresses who have also got some educational pedigree behind them.

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100 Most Beautiful Women In the World According To Lesbians

"Let's face it: Maxim doesn't cater to lesbians. In fact, you could say it flies in the face of all that we hold dear, especially when it declares Lindsay Lohan the hottest of them all, as it did when it published The Maxim Hot 100 List last month. So we asked you, our readers, to create your own list of hotties" - Awesome

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Celebrities Before and After Photoshop // SFW

Amazing what photoshop can do.

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Choose Baghdad, Iraq is your city for Spicegirls to play in.

The Spicegirls website has created a vote-poll style thing to vote for a city for them to play in. Everyone vote for Baghdad, Iraq (make sure the B is upper-case), you have to input an email, but don't worry you can just put a fake one as you do not need to confirm it.

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Top 10 Child Actresses from 80s TV Shows Who Grew Up To Be Hotties

just as the title says!

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Amazing! - Carlos Mencia Steals From Bill Cosby

Almost word for word, looks like Carlos is in trouble again.

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Britney Spears SHAVES her head!

Britney Spears takes a razor to her own scalp, shaving her head until she is entirely bald.

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George Takei responds to Tim Hardaway

As you may or may not know, George Takei (Mr. Sulu) is gay and hilarious. So here is his public response to Tim Hardaways "I hate gay people" comments, pretty damn funny.

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Unphotoshopped...

Check out Faith Hill before and after photoshop...

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Kurt Vonnegut, Dies at 84

Kurt Vonnegut's dark comic talent and urgent moral vision caught the temper of his times.

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Ex-Playmate Reveals exactly what goes on in the Hugh Hefner bedroom

"He doesn't really do anything. He just lies there with his Viagra erection. It's just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They'll yell things like, "F-k her daddy, f-k her daddaddy!" There's a lot of cheerleader going on!"

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Thai Actress wears sexiest dress ever, gets punished for it

Chotiros Suriyawong, a 22-year-old actress better known by her stage name of Amy, has been publicly vilified after she dared to turn up to Thailand's version of the Oscars ceremony in a dress modelled on Elizabeth Hurley's well-known safety-pin number.She has been sacked from the cast of a film in which she was due to appear and...

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"NO, your other right hand" (pic)

Bush never ceases to amaze me....

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A boyfriend's public revenge on cheating girlfriend.

This is almost painful to listen to: DJ calls cheating girlfriend and tricks her into thinking boyfriend is going to marry her, then reveals she is being dumped.

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Britney's 16 year old sister Jaime Lynn is pregnant

Britney Spears's 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant, Nickelodeon confirmed Tuesday. Not surprising.

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Where is her belly button?! [PIC]

Can you believe that?! This brazilian model "lost" her belly button as the Playboy magazine editors were photoshopping her body curves. Say NO to photo retouching!!!

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Joe Rogan and Carlos Mencia FIGHT on stage!

Carlos Mencia ask Joe Rogan to get on stage for a comedy battle of extreme pwn3d'n. MUST SEE!

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Joe Rogan and Carlos Mencia FIGHT on stage!

Carlos Mencia ask Joe Rogan to get on stage for a comedy battle of extreme pwn3d'n. MUST SEE!

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J. K. Rowling Reveals Dumbledore is Gay

At a reading at Carnegie Hall J, K. Rowling revealed that one of her most beloveds characters a homosexual.

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Peter Griffin Lives!! // pic

I'm convinced that this man is Peter Griffin. That's about it... thanks!

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The problem with mainstream news media today [picture]

Does any more really need to be said?

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Jessica Alba wants one-night stands to experiment with sex

Actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand—as long as the man leaves the next morning. She told Cosmopolitan magazine: "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex."

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Sunday, December 30, 2007

Boycott THE COMEDY STORE! - Support Joe Rogan DIGG IT!

Joe Rogan is getting the shaft for exposing the truth about Mencia! WATCH THE VIDEO and call the Comedy Store 323-656-6225 telling them to UN-BANN JOE ROGAN or else!Don't be like BOBBY LEE and wimp out on Joe! http://www.break.com/index/bobby_lee_responds.html JOE has been dropped by his agent and banned by the comedy store. Give Joe a HAND!

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Hilton Ordered Back to Jail

hey hey good by

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Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion.

New Maddox

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Paris free = Justice fails

Three days total. You or I would be rotting right now.

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MUST SEE: MSNBC ANCHOR WON'T REPORT PARIS STORY!!!

MSNBC anchor will not report on Paris Hilton getting out of jail. Give that anchor a raise!

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Pregnant Jamie Lynn Speaks Out

No no, not the real Jamie Lynn. Baby Jamie Lynn. Funny and cute :).

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Celebrities Before and After Photoshop // SFW

Amazing what photoshop can do.

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Jay-Z stepping down as Def Jam president

By Yinka Adegoke NEW YORK (Reuters) - Universal Music Group said on Monday that rap artist and hip-hop mogul Shawn ''Jay-Z'' Carter is stepping down as president of its Def Jam Records unit, effective by the end of the year. Carter, 38, has been...

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Will Smith angry over Hitler comment interpretation

"It is an awful and disgusting lie," Smith said in a statement Monday provided by his publicist. "It speaks to the dangerous power of an ignorant person with a pen. I am incensed and infuriated to have to respond to such ludicrous misinterpretation.""Adolf Hitler was a vile, heinous vicious killer responsible for one of the greatest acts of evil

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Paris loses out: Hilton's fortune pledged to charity

U.S. hotel heiress Paris Hilton's potential inheritance dramatically diminished after her grandfather Barron Hilton announced plans on Wednesday to donate 97 percent of his $2.3 billion (1.16 billion pounds) fortune to charity.

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The Sexiest Santa... Ever!

Look at Jennifer Lamiraqui wearing Santa's Lingerie!!!

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Letterman Makes Deal With Striking Writers

The deal will allow David Letterman to resume his show next Wednesday with his team of writers on board.

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Saturday, December 29, 2007

Britney Spear's Driving School - Worst Parents in the World! [Video]

If you think the beginning is dangerous, just wait till the end when the dad takes a turn!

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Britney Spears photo shoot done in by dog poop

She's fired her people, fought with her mother and taken an ocean dip in her underwear. Now, a bid by pop star Britney Spears to set her bizarre record straight with a celebrity photo shoot has backfired big...

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"Toxic" played on the ukulele

Hilarious! Britney Spear's song "Toxic" played on a ukulele. This girl's good :)

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Toilet Attendant Helps Explain Britney Spears' Drugged Lollipop Story

Britney Spears is enjoying the last laugh after reports circulated the lollipops she's often seen sucking are laced with morphine. The restroom employee claims Spears always tips well and so no one minds when she takes off with her favorite lollipops.

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22 Reasons Brit Will Never Make A Comeback

More Britney Spears bashing. Of course she'll make a comeback, on "celebrity generic reality show" when she needs some cash....Oh! the schadenfreude.

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Five Candidates to Be the Next Britney Spears

Everyone loves to watch a celebrity fall from grace. And in the case of Britney, the world of tabloid journalism has been turned upside down. Not even Paris Hilton or the Iraq war can combat her ability to steal headlines. With that said, Britney's run will eventually come to a close. So, who will take over when her celebrity finally withers away?

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Britney Spears Sex Tape On It's Way

An unknowing Britney Spears was taped having sex with a twenty-eight year old Hawaiian resident she met while on vacation at the Four Seasons Hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast last June 7th.

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Jade Raymond loves this comic! She tried to sue!

It is kinda mean but hey what happened to freedom of speech? Assassin's Creed is a fun game so thank you Jade, and take this as the next step in gaming celebrity. I hope you don't go crazy like Britney Spears? :)

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Top Trends On Yahoo Search in 2007

What does Saddam Hussein, Britney Spears, Harry Potter and recycling all have to do with each other? They all made the Top Trends in Yahoo Search in 2007 list.

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10 Terrible Comeback Singles

Sometimes, when a musician is away from his or her craft for a while and returns, everything falls back into place. Sometimes, though, the song they release makes you want to go back in time and kill their parents, as we've seen with Britney Spears' attempt at a comeback, "Gimme More." These songs are further examples of the latter

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Dr. Phil: Lynne Spears 'A Great and Dedicated Mother'

..."We know the Spears family, particularly the parents," McGraw told People magazine. "An asset that Britney and Jamie Lynn both have is a great and dedicated mother..."

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Frank Zappa PWNS interviewer

If only Britney Spears was this articulate with the press.On a more serious note...

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Rehab Britney doll for sale

The moment Britney Spears would have been dreading has finally arrived – the very first Britney Rehab Doll.

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Rehab Britney doll for sale

The moment Britney Spears would have been dreading has finally arrived – the very first Britney Rehab Doll.

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Kevin Rose Attempts to Sing "Britney Spears - Toxic"

This is a funny clip from episode 87, Kevin attempts to hum "Britney Spears - Toxic"

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Kid singing Britney Spears and Mom scares him!

Hidden Camera - Mom hides in closet and waits for the perfect moment to pop out while kid sings Britney Spears.

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37 Famously Stupid Celebrity Quotes

Are celebrities really dumber than the rest of us, or do they simply have more opportunities to prove their intellectual deficiencies for everyone to see? Whichever it is, it takes a special sort to show up on this list more than once, an honor reserved for the likes of Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and the President of the United States

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"Saw IV" Finishes Shooting, Reveals New Poster

It was just a few months ago that SAW IV began shooting, and now director Darren Lynn Bousman has announced that filming is now done and they are moving on to editing. Pretty amazing, huh? These things are coming out faster than Britney Spears can pop out babies!

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"Saw IV" Finishes Shooting, Reveals New Poster

It was just a few months ago that SAW IV began shooting, and now director Darren Lynn Bousman has announced that filming is now done and they are moving on to editing. Pretty amazing, huh? These things are coming out faster than Britney Spears can pop out babies!

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Britney Spears’ New Product Stealing from mondonation and Charities

Britney Spears’s new perfume, Believe will be out on counters in Oct, but is available for Pre-order online. The brand for this new fragrance is a complete rip of mondonation’s brand… Somewhere there is a design team who should be fired. Help shut her up.

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Are Children Harmed By Seeing Their Parents Naked?

Britney Spears has been excoriated for her parenting blunders; she reportedly feeds her children junk food, whitens their teeth, and, according to a former bodyguard, regularly parades around them in the nude. What effect does parental nudity have on a young child?

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ROFL - Spears' Mommy Writing a Parenting Book

I hope the title is "What Not To Do!" As lawyers for Britney Spears and her ex-husband fought a court battle over custody of their two young sons, a publisher said on Friday that the pop star's mother is writing a book about parenting.

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Britney Spears' #1 Fansite Closes Because Owner Says Britney's "Done"

Ruben Garay, who has hosted WorldOfBritney.com since October 2000, yesterday announced the site will no longer exist after January 31 because the singer is "losing her identity and credibility with fans and industry people...I believe Britney is unfortunately done"

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Britney Spears SHAVES her head!

Britney Spears takes a razor to her own scalp, shaving her head until she is entirely bald.

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Serious message from Late Night's Craig Ferguson, good clip

Craig Ferguson speaks on his past problems as an alcoholic and why he will not ridicule Britney Spears and her shaved head crisis.

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FOX NEWS: They distort their own April Fool’s Poll…

Hilarious! A poll on the "most foolish American" put President Bush at the top with 40%, but Fox News listed him last and put Britney Spears with 32% first. "Looks like Britney Spears is the most foolish," the anchor says.

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Full gallery of hot cosplay women at Comic-Con 2007!

Our feet hurt, we have no voices and if one more person takes a photo of us we are going to go all "Britney Spears" on them. That all being said, Comic-Con 2007 was an amazing event filled with geeks of all shapes and sizes. We decided to put together a little recap of our journey to the land of geekdom!

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LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

Insane Britney Spears fan goes off on her critics.

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Britney Spears loses custody of children

A court has ordered pop singer Britney Spears to give up custody of her children effective Wednesday at noon.

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Britney Spears loses custody of children

A court has ordered pop singer Britney Spears to give up custody of her children effective Wednesday at noon.

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Hooker Mom Snorts Cocaine Off Baby’s Stomach While Breastfeeding

Oh, and she was having sex for money with her kids in the back seat. One of whom was 5 years old, aka old enough to know what was going on. This woman makes Britney Spears look like mother of the year.

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Britney Spears has lesbian footage of Paris Hilton

Get ready or One Night in Paris the sequel!!!

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Britney's 16 year old sister Jaime Lynn is pregnant

Britney Spears's 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant, Nickelodeon confirmed Tuesday. Not surprising.

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